I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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