guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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