i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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