My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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The car smells like weed is an understatement.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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