I'm jealous of your bromance
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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