for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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