My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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