She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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