He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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