If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
