return my video game
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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