You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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