kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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