No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
