I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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