just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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