They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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