why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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