Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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