think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Damn victory sex feels great
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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