you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
