benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I party with great urgency now.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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