just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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