How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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