I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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