her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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