Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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