lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
