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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(831): View more from California

i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(703): View more from Virginia

just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs

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(315): View more from New York

That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick

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