Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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