No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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