Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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