The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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