Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
...so i touched it.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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