the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm really busy with my period
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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