is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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