doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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