This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
