belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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