her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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