Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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