I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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