Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Terrible idea I love it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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