Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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