I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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