I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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