is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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