I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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