literally had 100 drinks last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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