I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Randomize
