but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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