Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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