I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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