i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
