idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
my shit smells like andre
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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