I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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